RE: Meat Lovers of America (From recent email received)

...Being the time of Lent, received this from a friend
who new I was Venison Lover...Thought you would find
it amusing...
....Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up
his outdoor grill & cook a big venison steak.  But,
all Bubba's neighbors were Catholic...And since this
was Lent, they were forrbidden to eat meat on
Fridays...
...The delicious aroma from the grilled venision
steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic
faithful so they finally decided to talk to the priest
about Bubba...
...The Priest came to visit Bubba & suggested that he
become Catholic...After several classes & much study,
Bubba attended mass...The Priest sprinkled holy water
over him & said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised
a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
...Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until
Friday night arrived & this wonderful aroma of grilled
vension filled the neighborhood...
...Quickly, the Priest was summoned by all the
neighbors & he rushed into Bubba's back yard,
clutching a rosary in his hand & ready to scold him
but stopped short in amazement...
...There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy
water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling
meat & chanted: " You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised
a deer, but now you is a catfish."